It's All Worth Reaching For

Wednesday, 13 November 2013

#how to death metal    #death metal    #funny    

Saturday, 9 February 2013

When I’m black will i have a snack?
When I’m white will i have a bite?
When I’m brown will i go to town?
Downtown!

Who ate all my pies?
I see through their lies!
Fat guys wearing bow-ties.

Oh! I fart in this direction, it’s smelling like an afterbirth, baking this lovely cake: My very recipe has been used against me to create this unearthly gassage!

Reaching for the gas excretion gland…Denies it…
SUPPLIES IT!

Beyond this pain I know, breathing the methane cloud - Slays the nose
In between my toes, I strike a quick pose!
#bulb    #inertia    #funny    #inertiass    #periphery    

Wednesday, 16 May 2012

#gotye    #somebody that i used to know    #lol    #funny    

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Yeah…what the hell, Candy Man?

Yeah…what the hell, Candy Man?

#funny    #willy wonka    #cheer up charlie you broke motha fuckahhh    

Monday, 2 April 2012

#truth    #funny    #honest ads    

Thursday, 29 March 2012

#funny    

Thursday, 15 March 2012

#lol    #funny    

Wednesday, 15 February 2012

#funny    #basketball    

Friday, 3 February 2012

#trees    #funny    #snoop    

Friday, 20 January 2012

#funny    #haha